I woke up from this incredible dream.
They started calling me up, and started to pay me to go on TV. People wanted to know what I think about things. They even cared about what I said.
It was amazing. I was making thousands of dollars a day, just for having the opinions I have. Just have an opinion, and all of a sudden you are in the money. Doesn’t matter if you know what you are talking about. Just having media attention makes your opinion worth something.
Like I said, it was a dream.
BUT it made me wonder…
How do people get to be pundits?
I already know how to have my opinion, so call me up and hire me.
I am waiting.